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atrafeathers:

pixiedust-paycheck:

OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD  WHOOAAAAaaa

the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.

this little idiot is so happy about himself while everyone’s ignoring him

proudtobeacrazymofo:

THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE YET!

proudtobeacrazymofo:

THIS IS THE BEST PICTURE YET!

wombat-and-squeak:

#CuriousGeorge

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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disneyismyescape:

kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

relliusblack:

"just hold on, we’re out of cones"

relliusblack:

"just hold on, we’re out of cones"