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hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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Can girls pee when they're on their periods?
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sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

happy birthday, liam!

verily-i-say:

If you don’t like his giant hair and his ridiculous tatts and his see-through shirts and his heeled boots and his collection of head scarves and and his dorky dancing and his terrible jokes and his slow speaking voice and his gentle nature, then I’m sorry, but you don’t actually know who Harry Styles is and the guy you’re fangirling for doesn’t exist.

liamstolenboxers:

Happy 21st Birthday, Leeyum. :)

liamstolenboxers:

Happy 21st Birthday, Leeyum. :)

unfollowfriday:

when a straight guy wants to show you something on youtube

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angel-with-a-nerf-gun:

"Love is an open doo-"

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breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

unsuccessful-metalbenders:

roasted-tuspooky:

if you had the chance to change your fate…

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would you?

tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU